Safe Art – Paperback

Priceless masterworks. Daring diamond heists. And a pair of space truckers who can barely manage a landing ramp.

All Clunk wants is a quiet retirement. Instead, Hal Spacejock takes on a lucrative contract transporting abstract artwork. The job immediately runs off the rails when the delivery truck disappears into an icy blizzard.

Throw in undercover cops, bugged uniforms, and ruthless corporate smugglers hunting for stolen diamonds, and Hal’s simple payday turns into total chaos.

Hal and Clunk need to pull this one off fast, or it won’t just be their assets getting frozen.